Classic SNL Review: November 22, 1980: Malcolm McDowell / Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band (S06E02)

Classic SNL Review: November 22, 1980: Malcolm McDowell / Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band (S06E02)

Sketches include "Execution", "Mutually Omaha's Wild Kingdom", "Tobacco Grower's Association", "Serf City", "Adopted Amy Carter", "American Milk Association", "Showdown", "Gothic Romance Novel Shop", "The 100 Years War", "Leather Weather Report", "Commie Hunting Season", "The Rocket Report", "Jack The Stripper", "Someone Is Hiding In My Apartment" and "The Wine Cellar",Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band perform "Hot Head" and "Ashtray Heart".

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Classic SNL Review: November 15, 1980 - Elliott Gould / Kid Creole & The Coconuts

Classic SNL Review: November 15, 1980 - Elliott Gould / Kid Creole & The Coconuts

Sketches include "Glory Days", "Highway Education", "White House", "Billy-Gram", "American Cancer Society", "What's It All About", "Foot Fetish", "At One With", "Heart To Heart", "SNL Sports", "The Date", "The Accordian Killer", "Gidgette Goes To Hell" and "Speed Listening". Kid Creole & The Coconuts perform "Mister Softee" and "There But For The Grace Of God Go I".

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SNL Up Close: 1980-81

SNL Up Close: 1980-81

The ill-fated 1980-81 season is one shrouded in mystery and a negative reputation that grew bigger the less frequently reruns from that season appeared in syndication.Like with 1981-82, I will be doing sketch-by-sketch reviews of the episodes this season.If anyone has information to contribute about the episodes, such as who wrote what, writer cameos, etc., I welcome it and will acknowledge my source in the sketch review.

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SNL Season 36: Still ill.

I wrote last year about how SNL was showing signs of severe creative fatigue, with an over-reliance on recurring material, and a higher number of disappointing shows than in seasons past.I mentioned that unless the show took steps to fix some of these very noticeable signs of wear, the show is only going to get worse. SNL is still sick.I would argue it's a bit worse than last season, ever so subtly.There weren't any violently obvious symptoms like with last season, but the times when it appears to be firing on all cylinders are fewer and further between.

The staleness has been lingering for years now and the stench is starting to get pungent.At least when the show was at its worst they took quick emergency measures to fix the show.I do hope for next year that the creative powers-that-be realize they need to operate, or we're going to watch the show suffer and decay even further.

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The 50 Best and 50 Worst Episodes of SNL: The Results

Here are the final results of the vote.  I got a total of 11 responses from readers on the message boards, Facebook and e-mail submissions.  Most of the submissions followed a set pattern, although a handful of wild cards deviated sharply from the rest of the group.

The 50 best episodes of SNL

-10 votes-

  • 1. Steve Martin / The Blues Brothers (04/22/78)
    • "This is one of those episode that made everyone in the future that vaguely remembers SNL episodes from the 70s assume that Steve Martin was a cast member" - J-Coleman
    • "Best of the '70s shows in my opinion- Festrunk Bros., Theodoric of York, Dancing in the Dark" - BillBrasky
    • "Probably the best episode of the 1970’s." - jojo

-8 votes-

  • 2. Christopher Walken / Christina Aguliera (04/08/00)
    • "I know everyone will mention the cowbell sketch, but this whole entire episode was great!" - J-Coleman
    • "Blue Oyster Cult, census taker" - BillBrasky
  • 3. Anne Hathaway / The Killers (10/04/08)
    • -"Best female host in recent years"- BillBrasky

-7 votes-

  • 4. Richard Pryor / Gil Scott-Heron (12/13/75)
    • "When future cast members talk about what they remember seeing growing up and watching they usually always point reference scenes from this episode" - J-Coleman
  • 5. Eddie Murphy / Robert Plant & The Honeydrippers (12/15/84)
    • "I think Eddie Murphy coming back to host in this season was a milestone for the show." - J-Coleman
    • "Eddie returns to host; the classic "White Like Me""- BillBrasky
  • 6. Tom Hanks / Aerosmith (02/17/90)
    • "Same formula as his previous hosting gig, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it". - J-Coleman
    • "Aerosmith on Wayne's World" - BillBrasky
  • 7. Alec Baldwin / Paul McCartney (02/13/93)
    • "Maybe my favorite episode of all time- The Mimic, The best Chris Farley Show sketch w/McCartney, Sandler singing Red Hooded Sweatshirt, Soap Opera Digest, French class" - BillBrasky

-6 votes-

  • 8. Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter (10/11/86)
    • "The cast kicked off this season right! This episode is soooo good that you can’t even tell that Phil Hartman, Kevin Nealon, Jan Hooks and Dana Carvey are “new”. They seem like vets! Even the original cast, Jean’s cast, Ebersole’s new hires and often time “featured cast members” sometimes came off like a bunch of nervous rookies, but these “new guys” came in like they’ve been on the show for years!" -J Coleman
    • "Great show that established the fact SNL was back from the abysmal 85-86 season."-jojo
    • "Lorne returns and makes the show good again- first Church Chat, Pathological Liar, Choppin Broccoli"- BillBrasky
  • 9. William Shatner / Lone Justice (12/20/86)
    • "Just an all-around good show- Sweeney Sisters, Star Trek convention, etc." -BillBrasky
  • 10. Christopher Walken / Arrested Development (10/24/92)
    • "Another candidate for the best episode of SNL’s history." -jojo
  • 11. Jim Carrey / Soundgarden (05/18/96)
  • 12. Kevin Spacey / Beck (01/11/97)
  • 13. Norm MacDonald / Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Eminem (10/23/99)
  • 14. Conan O'Brien / Don Henley (03/10/01)
  • 15. Jack Black / Neil Young (12/17/05)

-5 votes-

  • 16. Tom Hanks / Keith Richards (10/08/88)
  • 17. Alec Baldwin / The B-52's (04/21/90)
  • 18. Tom Hanks / Edie Brickell & New Bohemians (12/08/90)
  • 19. Charlton Heston / Paul Westerberg (12/04/93)

-4 votes-

  • 20. Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short / Randy Newman (12/06/86)
  • 21. Steve Martin / Sting (10/17/87)
  • 22. George Wendt / Elvis Costello (05/18/91)
  • 23. Jerry Seinfeld / Annie Lennox (04/18/92)
  • 24. Tom Hanks / Bruce Springsteen (05/09/92)
  • 25. David Alan Grier / Silverchair (12/09/95)
  • 26. Ray Romano / The Corrs (03/13/99)
  • 27. The Rock / AC/DC (03/18/00)
  • 28. Justin Timberlake (12/16/06)
  • 29. Peyton Manning / Carrie Underwood (03/24/07)
  • 30. Jon Hamm / Coldplay (10/25/08)

-3 votes-

  • 31. Elliott Gould / Anne Murray (01/10/76)
  • 32. Steve Martin / Kinky Friedman (10/23/76)
  • 33. Buck Henry / The Band (10/30/76)
  • 34. Candice Bergen / Frank Zappa (12/11/76)
  • 35. Steve Martin / The Dirt Band, Randy Newman (01/21/78)
  • 36. Carrie Fisher / The Blues Brothers (11/18/78)
  • 37. Eric Idle / Kate Bush (12/09/78)
  • 38. Eddie Murphy / Lionel Richie (12/11/82)
  • 39. Garry Shandling / Los Lobos (05/16/87)
  • 40. John Lithgow / Tracy Chapman (11/19/88)
  • 41. Leslie Nielsen / Cowboy Junkies (02/18/89)
  • 42. Patrick Swayze / Mariah Carey (10/27/90)
  • 43. Sting (01/19/91)
  • 44. Catherine O'Hara / R.E.M. (04/13/91)
  • 45. Michael Jordan / Public Enemy (09/28/91)
  • 46. Christina Applegate / Midnight Oil (05/08/93)
  • 47. Alec Baldwin / Luciano Pavarotti & Vanessa Williams (12/12/98)
  • 48. Rob Lowe / Eminem (10/07/00)
  • 49. Christopher Walken / Foo Fighters (02/22/03)
  • 50. Justin Timberlake (10/11/03)

-also tied-

  • 51. Alec Baldwin / Christina Aguilera (11/11/06)
  • 52. Will Ferrell / Green Day (05/16/09)
  • 53. Betty White / Jay-Z (05/08/10)

The 50 worst episodes of SNL

-9 votes-

  • 1. Louise Lasser / Preservation Hall Jazz Band (07/24/76)
    • "When I saw this on DVD I thought Louise Lasser’s monologue was fake, and this was “a part of the show”… after reading tons of news articles and blogs I’m still not sure, but either way this episode was just sooo off. " - J-Coleman
    • "Lasser was a trainwreck of a host and the monologue was one of the all-time worst, dragging on and on with no humor. Alledgedly, Lasser demanded that the short film be shown on this show(Which was awful). Lorne apparently barred this episode from appearing as a repeat on NBC. Nothing memorable, unless you count Lasser speaking with a dog." -jojo
  • 2. Milton Berle / Ornette Coleman & Prime Time (04/14/79)
    • "Another awful host." -jojo

-8 votes-

  • 3. Steven Seagal / Michael Bolton (04/20/91)
    • "Arguably the least likeable host of all-time. His Andrew “Dice” Clay impression is so bad its funny." -jojo
  • 4. George Foreman / Hole (12/17/94)
    • "Wow. One of the worst episodes SNL has ever produced. The “Uncle Joe,” “Hulk,” and “Time Boxer” are just awful. Foreman could barely read off of the cue card and couldn’t even get the “Living in a van down by the river” line correct." -jojo
  • 5. Paul Reiser / Annie Lennox (03/18/95)
    • "As posters on Voy [one of the SNL message boards -editor] know, this featured the terrible “One Brother Diner” sketch, which wasn’t nearly as bad as the embarrassing “Sparkle Bright” sketch, in which ad-execs are disgusted by an interracial couple kissing. You know a show is bad when one of the “highlights” is a Q & A monologue mixed with stand-up from Paul Reiser. Yikes!" -jojo
  • 6. Bob Saget / TLC (05/06/95)
    • "Another potential top 10 worst episode of all-time. Pathetic sketches such as “Where in the World is San Diego, CA,” “Dante,” “Fast,” and the head-scratching “Boyz II Men” sketch make it hard to believe that this show wasn’t cancelled." -jojo
  • 7. Paris Hilton / Keane (02/05/05)
    • "A lowpoint in the history of the show, hosting-wise" -BillBrasky
    • "Hilton drags down the entire show. The material was terrible to begin with (Versace, Starkisha, approximately the 1,000,444th Trump parody)" -jojo
  • 8. January Jones / Black Eyed Peas (11/14/09)
    • "I would like to thank the brilliant guy (or girl can’t remember who said it) from this forum during the Live Discussion Thread that said “how can a show with 36 writers only have two jokes!”) I actually tweeted this line!" - J-Coleman
    • "Jones is easily in the top 5 for worst hosts of all time. At one point she froze and actually asked which camera she was supposed to look at. This show was so bad that they did a farting “Rear Window” sketch. Even worse, Jones managed to completely screw up the sketch. That my friends, is when you know that you’re watching a terrible show." - jojo

-7 votes-

  • 9. Frank Zappa (10/21/78)
    • "I remember when E! used to play re-runs of this episode and I was like “man, he must hate this show or something”. One thing that confusses me is that so many people on forums and blogs are defending him. Listen up people, just because you feel his music doesn’t suck, that doesn’t mean he’s immune from sucking in other areas." - J-Coleman
    • "Awful host." - jojo
  • 10. Malcolm McDowell / Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band (11/22/80)
    • "This episode was like watching a boring ass play."- J-Coleman 
    • "Most of the '80'-81 episodes are included in this list." - BillBrasky
    • "The Rocket Report was a classic but some of the all-time worst sketches (Commie Hunting Season, Jack the Stripper, Leather Weather) are featured along with an idiotic cold opening involving an electric chair." -jojo
  • 11. Martin Lawrence / Crash Test Dummies (02/19/94)
  • 12. Nancy Kerrigan / Aretha Franklin (03/12/94)
  • 13. Sarah Jessica Parker / R.E.M. (11/12/94)
  • 14. Deion Sanders / Bon Jovi (02/18/95)
  • 15. Tom Arnold / Tupac Shakur (02/17/96)
  • 16. Donald Trump / Toots & The Maytals (04/03/04)

-6 votes-

  • 17. Madonna / Simple Minds (11/09/85)
  • 18. Tom Green / David Gray (11/18/00)
  • 19. Adrian Brody / Sean Paul, Wayne Wonder (05/10/03)
  • 20. Hilary Swank / 50 Cent (02/19/05)
  • 21. Gaborey Sidibe / MGMT (04/24/10)

-5 votes-

  • 22. Deborah Harry / Funky Four + 1 More (02/14/81)
  • 23. Harry Dean Stanton / The Replacements (01/18/86)
  • 24. Jason Patric / Blind Melon (01/08/94)
  • 25. Jon Bon Jovi / Foo Fighters (10/13/07)
  • 26. Steve Martin / Jason Mraz (01/31/09)

-4 votes-

  • 27. Jodie Foster / Brian Wilson (11/27/76)
  • 28. Strother Martin / The Specials (04/19/80)
  • 29. Ray Sharkey / Jack Bruce & Friends (01/10/81)
  • 30. Sally Kellerman / Jimmy Cliff (02/07/81)
  • 31. Teri Garr / The Dream Academy, The Cult (12/21/85)
  • 32. Jimmy Breslin / Level 42, E.G. Daily (05/17/86)
  • 33. Halle Berry / Britney Spears (10/18/03)
  • 34. Robert DeNiro / Destiny's Child (12/18/04)
  • 35. Annette Bening / Gwen Stefani, Akon (12/09/06)
  • 36. Michael Phelps / Li'l Wayne (09/13/08)
  • 37. Robert DeNiro / Diddy Dirty Money (12/04/10)

-3 votes-

  • 38. Burt Reynolds / Anne Murray (04/12/80)
  • 39. Elliott Gould / Kid Creole & The Coconuts (11/15/80)
  • 40. David Carradine / The cast of "The Pirates of Penzance" featuring Linda Ronstadt, Rex Smith, and George Rose (12/20/80)
  • 41. Oprah Winfrey / Joe Jackson (04/12/86)
  • 42. Anjelica Huston & Billy Martin / George Clinton & The Parliament Funkadelic (05/24/86)
  • 43. Steve Martin / Eric Clapton (09/24/94)
  • 44. David Hyde Pierce / Live (01/21/95)
  • 45. Chevy Chase / Live (02/15/97)
  • 46. Roma Downey / Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot (02/14/98)
  • 47. Jackie Chan / Kid Rock (05/20/00)
  • 48. Drew Barrymore / Macy Gray (10/13/01)
  • 49. Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill (10/12/02)
  • 50. Jeff Gordon / Avril Lavigne (01/11/03)

-also tied-

  • 51. Bernie Mac / Good Charlotte (04/05/03)
  • 52. Andy Roddick / Dave Matthews (11/08/03)
  • 53. Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey / G-Unit (01/17/04)
  • 54. Kate Winslet / Eminem (10/30/04)
  • 55. Ellen Page / Wilco (03/01/08)
  • 56. Rosario Dawson / Fleet Foxes (01/17/09)
  • 57. Megan Fox / U2 (09/26/09)
  • 58. Drew Barrymore / Regina Spektor (10/10/09)
  • 59. Scarlett Johansson / Arcade Fire (11/13/10)

Classic SNL Review: May 22, 1982: Olivia Newton-John / The SNL Band (S07E20)

Classic SNL Review: May 22, 1982: Olivia Newton-John / The SNL Band (S07E20)

Sketches include "The Pig Meets Olivia", "Ebony & Ivory", "I Married A Monkey IV", "Pearly Gates", "Not A Record Ad", "Buzz Words", "Sandy's Curse" and "Sports Organ Classics".Olivia Newton-John and the SNL Band perform "Physical", "Make A Move On Me", and "Landslide".Michael Davis also appears.

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Classic SNL Review: May 15, 1982: Danny DeVito / Sparks (S07E19)

Classic SNL Review: May 15, 1982: Danny DeVito / Sparks (S07E19)

Sketches include "Taxi", "Whiners", "Stress Out", "Old Friends", "Enzo", "Table Talk", and "Looks At Books". Sparks perform "Mickey Mouse" and "I Predict". Andy Kaufman appears with footage of his wrestling match with Jerry Lawler.

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DVD Rewatch Thoughts: The Simpsons: The Complete First Season

I decided that I needed to go through a DVD box set that had been collecting dust upon my shelf for the last few years, and decided to start watching a few long-running shows in order from the beginning, posting my thoughts on them once I finish the season set.I decided to watch The Simpsons, because it had been years since I watched the episodes without commentary.

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Timekeeping post

My SNL reviews will begin again this week, and I will try to get Robert Urich, Blythe Danner and Daniel J. Travanti done as quickly as possible to make up for lost time.  I'll give a few teasers for each:

  • Robert Urich's episode is notable for being the first broadcast after John Belushi's death, and the original airing had Brian Doyle-Murray give a brief tribute to him at the end of the show.
  • Blythe Danner's episode is the first show where Christine Ebersole is Weekend Update co-anchor, and Mary Gross is moved to a recurring "bumbling correspondent" role.  We also get the first appearance of Eddie Murphy's Gumby.
  • Daniel J. Travanti's episode starts a gimmick that was done a few more times over the Dick Ebersol period of SNL, where 1-900 numbers were given to the audience to vote on something: in this episode, it is to decide the fate of a lobster.  Next season's Drew Barrymore show would have a vote to determine whether Andy Kaufman be banned from SNL, and the Father Guido Sarducci episode from January 1984 would have the "Phone-in Democratic Primary".

I've been watching the new shows on the weekends, of course.  I see a good amount of promise from the new castmembers, but the show still has a lot of the problems of last year.  It's too early to write off the whole season, though, and they have been getting some good hosts (Jane Lynch was the best of the three), but I still see a lot of lame one-joke premises, unwelcome rehashes of previous sketches, lazy writing, and over-reliance on gross-out humor and using homosexuality as the joke. (Tangent: I know there've definitely been a few out SNL writers over the years, but it seems odd they've gone 25 years without an out gay cast member.  I don't advocate they hire someone just because they're gay, and I recognize the trap of pigeonholing, but perhaps it is time again.)  There's at least one good sketch per show, though, and even that Bjelland Brothers sketch from Bryan Cranston's show was so bad it was actually pretty funny.

I have to wonder what's dictating the direction the show's been going in the last year or so, though.  I want to be reminded why I liked Kristen Wiig instead of gnashing my teeth every time I see her on screen, and I want to not predict how the sketch is going to go in the first 15 seconds.   I doubt any of the SNL writers or cast will see this (they had to learn early on that us nerds on the Internet are nasty and don't like anything), and they're not writing or booking for my own personal "elitist fuck" tastes, but I really would like to know if the stronger material's just not playing with the right people or if, God forbid, this truly is the best they're capable of now.

I realize my blog's becoming nothing but SNL reviews and commentary so I'll just mention I've been watching Dollhouse season one on DVD.  Good show: it did take a few episode to find its bearings but I've finished through "Omega", and look forward to "Epitaph One" and the second season when it comes out this week.  Kind of a shame it didn't last but oh well, at least FOX didn't make Whedon retool it into Gleehouse or something like that.

Classic SNL Review: November 14, 1981: Bernadette Peters / The Go-Gos, Billy Joel (S07E06)

Classic SNL Review: November 14, 1981: Bernadette Peters / The Go-Gos, Billy Joel (S07E06)

Sketches include "Texxon", "Johnny Keep Your Gun Clean", "Escape From Escape From New York", "I Married A Monkey", "A Message From Eddie Murphy", "Hidden Photo", "Bedtime Story", "Man Ray And Mic", "Sketch In The Dark", "42nd Street", "Nick The Knock", and "Rock 'N Roll Heaven, Incorporated". The Go-Gos perform "Our Lips Are Sealed" and "We Got The Beat". Billy Joel performs "Miami 2017" and "She's Got A Way". Bernadette Peters performs "Making Love Alone".

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Classic SNL Review: October 31, 1981: Donald Pleasence / Fear (S07E04)

Classic SNL Review: October 31, 1981: Donald Pleasence / Fear (S07E04)

Sketches include "Eddie's Preparation Techniques", "Profiles In British Courage", "Jogger Motel", "Two Faces of Jerry", "I'm So Miserable", "Pumpkin", "Guardian Angel", "Tales From The Hip", "The Clams", "Intermission", "Sugar Breakfast", "Andy Warhol's TV: Costumes", "Home Movie Critique", "The Vic Salukin Show" and "Prose and Cons". Fear performs "I Don't Care About You", "Beef Balogna", "New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones" and "Let's Have A War". Juggler Michael Davis also appears.

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Classic SNL Review: October 10, 1981: Susan Saint James / The Kinks (S07E02)

Classic SNL Review: October 10, 1981: Susan Saint James / The Kinks (S07E02)

Sketches include "Exxico", "McDonald and Wife", "Buh-Weet Sings", "The Bizarro World", "Blowing Up A Building", "Lifeboat", "She's A Pig", "Let's See What's Bothering Bob", "Single Women", "Honeymoon", "Cheap Laffs" "Andy Warhol's TV", "Alan Alda's Sensitivity Training For Men" and "Assassination Aftermath".  The Kinks perform "Destroyer" and "Art Lover".  

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Classic SNL Review: Oct 3, 1981: (no host) / Rod Stewart (S07E01)

Classic SNL Review: Oct 3, 1981: (no host) / Rod Stewart (S07E01)

Sketches include "NBC", "The Little Richard Simmons Show", "The Clams", "Naughty Nuns on the Beach", "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", "Prose and Cons", "Strangers in the Night", "Strangers in the Funeral Parlor", "Andy Warhol's TV", and "Season of Glass".  Rod Stewart performs "She Won't Dance With Me", "Hot Legs" (with Tina Turner), and "Young Turks".  Juggler Michael Davis also appears.

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Barney Miller

I first got into Barney Miller in my first year of university, when a Canadian cable channel was running the show five times a week.I had no idea they were running it but I flipped onto one of the weaker early episodes once. Eventually I ended up catching better episodes, and after finding more about the show starting watching regularly when they were running season 3.Unfortunately the channel didn't keep with the reruns long enough to get through the entire series run, but by the time they dropped the show in the middle of season 7, this sitcom about the mundane work of plainclothes detectives in Greenwich Village cemented itself on my all-time favorites list.

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